Alan Walker finally reveals the truth behind his face mask and why it’s a big part of his wardrobe. Staying healthy while on the road is a major challenge that him and a lot of producers face. Wearing his face mask which makes him look cool and also helps contribute to maintaining good health has proven more than enough.“I just want to keep doing what I love and not get sick while doing it” said Alan Walker. Alan also knows that not being a wook has it’s consequences, which means not having immunity to the common festival flu.
“There’s always a possibility of the festival flu turning into something big that could be considered a pandemic level size event” said Alan Walker. Hoping his big influence in the EDM scene would be enough to help those understand the importance of wearing a mask, especially if we want to go back to the way it was and calling drive in raves a temporary bandaid.
Currently on his website you’ll be able to buy masks and make him even richer while he helps the fight against the Coronavirus.
It’s situations like this that make us lucky to have a 2nd round of the Corona hit and keep us isolated indoors. This past weekend in Sacramento, CA a few residents decided to throw an illegal outdoor music festival that became massive rather quickly. Seemed everyone was there to support the local EDM talent and to enjoy the breath of fresh air with no law enforcement in sight. Those who organized the spontaneous event didn’t think it would be everyone’s go to plan, but with the news spreading on social media that changed. The outdoor space was tight, but manageable.
Pushes came to shoves, but being in Cali no one batted an eye and assumed it was the good old Asian train at work. It took one attendee to slip and fall on semen to then quickly realize that the Asian train was no Asian train, but a massive orgy. At this point the illegal music festival had to stop due to the fear of the coronavirus spreading. Organizers didn’t see this coming and feel that they’d be blamed if the city of Sacramento saw a spike in cases due to this past weekends event.
The Organizers are urging those who partook or witnessed the orgy to get tested for the COVID. These gentlemen would love to throw another event soon, but safety is a major priority.
This news comes in only days after the Space Jesus news. A washing machine seems to have had enough with staying quiet and is taking a handful of dubstep producers to court. The washing machine claims that its sounds have been used for samples countless times and its never been compensated for any of the success it may have given from those samples. Lawyers from the firm ‘We taking your ass to court’ have offered to give their services for free and are proud to represent the washing machine in court.
The lawsuit includes royalties made along with partial rights to any successful track with any sound from a washing machine in it… In this case this would be the majority of dubstep ever made dating back to 2008. As we look at it this might be the biggest case in US history.
Cops throughout the US are doing everything in their power to prove their loyalty to the American public. Currently cops have a promotion going on that allows those unsure of their drugs who don’t own test kits to come in to local police stations to have proper testing done by the authorities. By doing this cops hope they keep the users and streets safe. There are no hidden fees and this will be done for free.
Below you’ll find a post about a concerned police department offering its testing services:
Donald Trump is at it again with his demand for Mexico to pay for the border wall, but there seems to be a twist! Trump wants to install LED along the border in hopes of uniting the two neighboring nations by throwing a mega rave. This act is only to help ease tensions caused through out his presidency. If successful Trump will give Mexico 50% control of the artist lineup, but limits Mexico to only booking EDM artists and no mariachi‘s. As for water sales water north of the border will be 5 dollars while our neighbors to the south only have to pay 5 pesos.
Trump is really working hard on getting this all done before November and hopes this will help him capture the victory over Biden. We got a few words in with the orange fellow and he quickly reminded us that Biden hates the rave scene and that he’d never do an act of kindness like throwing a mega rave.
Head bangers you’ve been warned that excessive head banging could lead to fatal injuries. Dr. Thomas who’s a spine doctor at Jackson memorial hospital in Miami, FL has been covering this topic for the last 5 years by attending music festivals and studying head bangers. Dr. Thomas explains that fast constant whip lashing can cause the head to detach itself from the neck.
While working on a permanent fix, Dr. Thomas has developed a neck brace to be worn at music events where head banging activity is most probable. Dr. Thomas is also going as far as getting the law involved. Miami the first of many cities has passed a law that anyone including DJ’s who promote head banging will be charged with attempted murder.
Miami hopes that other cities with heavy bass influence follows in its footsteps to save as many young live as possible.
It’s been about 3 years now since DJ Khaled got booed off stage at EDCLV. Since that fateful night DJ Khaled has been suffering from PTSD and has gone through treatment to face his new fears of stage fright. It’s common after a traumatic event like DJ Khaled went through to develop symptoms associated with PTSD. In his case he’s faced many sleepless nights due to nightmares and flashbacks that lead back to that hot summer night.
‘We the best music’ still ain’t feeling his best and little by little life for Mr.Khaled is becoming normal. When asked if he’ll ever do anything related to EDM he said “once was enough”. DJ Khaled complains that he can still hear the booing, but know it’s only his imagination.
Here’s a video from that night which gave DJ Khaled PTSD
David Guetta has done a lot for great causes including his 2 live stream performances in Miami and NYC, which were to raise money to fight COVID 19. With good deeds you’d expect good karma, but recently David Guetta was told to use some of the funds raised for a few DJ lessons. The lessons in proper mixing would be the actual giving back to the community said an anonymous person who donated money during one of his live Stream performances.
Seems a few people who donated were in on the idea. This definitely took David Guetta by surprised. When asked if he was offended by it he had this to say, “I love my fans”. The French producer will do whatever it takes to keep his fan base intact and not lose any of it to his French rival Martin Garrix.
Everyone including EDM´s greatest is feeling the lockdown in a financial way. OnlyFans best known for videos and images of young naked people has offered a safe space where DJ´s can charge a premium for pre recorded “live” sets. The CEO of OnlyFans, Timothy Stokely see’s this as a rebranding opportunity.
Since the sites launch in 2016, it’s become a very popular site just over the last year. With the major boost in popularity it’s also gained a reputation it doesn’t want, says CEO Timothy Stokely. “We don’t want to be known for being a premium must pay cock tease. We’ve sadly become another porn site and this was never the plan” said the CEO.
By bringing in well known talents, which would include EDM DJ’s with loyal fanbases OnlyFans will plan to rebrand off of this. Incentives for getting something like this started will include zero fees to these particular new accounts.