A huge congrats to a music festival in India known as Sunburn for breaking the record for the largest cock fest anyone on earth has ever seen. What was first mistaken for as a gay pride gathering turned out to be an EDM festival where LED lights lit the night skies. On scene were the judges from Guinness World Records to witness the phenomenon and compare it to other large gatherings from the past where men were mostly present.
Without a doubt Sunburn won with no mercy in its heart and deemed the largest cock fest in the world. Awarded with an official certificate from Guinness, India definitely has bragging rights and a new title it holds proudly.
It’s inconvenient when you’re in the porta potty trying to prep yourself for a day of festivities and someone comes knocking because they have to pee and you’re taking too long. Music festivals have been aware of the issue and have had the time to plan and make adjustments during this pandemic. Organizers from different music festivals across North America were able to get together and discuss a better way of separating those who need to do number 1 and 2 to those who are enhancing their festival experience.
Organizers agree that adding an extra 10 to 20 porta potties solely for recreational activities, which would be located next to a medic tent would be a great indicator to medical staff that someone’s going to be on a whole new level. With these new modified changes music festivals now encourage you to do as much recreational activity as you’d like in their new designated areas.
Tiesto is out celebrating the news that his baby girl who’s not even born yet, earned a spot on the DJ Mag top 100 list. Tiesta (female for Tiesto) is predicted to join her father in the top 10. Tiesto’s comments on the situation claiming she’s the future of Trap music and how Trance is dead sure answers a lot of people’s questions as to why he had stepped away from being the old Tiesto we awfully miss. Still we’re happy for the big news and perhaps this maybe the beginnings of a shift in power.
If you’ve got a SoundCloud account and your friends consider it trash please read this! Day in and day out accounts are being made by aspiring musicians of all skill levels on SoundCloud . There has been more account signups than anticipated on SoundCloud and due to that they’ve started deleting accounts that are considered straight dog shit. Complaints of the site crashing and web pages not properly loading has caused SoundCloud to go on a purge.
How to find out if your account qualifies for the purge on SoundCloud? Get a group of your 10 best homies together and have them listen to the tracks on your SoundCloud account. Check for facial reactions and for that one occasional asshole who can’t keep mean comments to themselves. Once you’ve done all this than you’ll know.
Steve Aoki announces that he’s got a big surprise for his fans and can’t wait for the coronavirus mess to be over with to share it. It seems Steve Aoki has enhanced the flavor and life expectancy of his cakes by adding concrete to the mixture. Cakes are usually made and picked up 24 hours before any of his events and tends to lose form and softens through out that time making the process of throwing the cake sloppy. Steve Aoki also says that with concrete the flavor will preserve making it taste fresh 5x longer.
Steve Aoki strongly encourages fans to be in the front for the chance at an amazing experience. He also adds that his accuracy has improved tremendously since all he’s been doing is practicing throwing cake.
The perfect product is finally here brought to you by the company ‘Unicorn Farts’! The edible glitter, which allows you to fart rainbows is now a real thing. Tests have been conducted and the product through a number of testing is now FDA approved and safe to consume. You may feel a slight constipation, but that’s normal.
The company mainly focuses on making edible glitter for gay pride parades and raves since that’s mainly the only time adults are willingly going to ingest glitter by the gallon. ‘Unicorn Farts’ came up with a glow in the dark edition for ravers, which will allow you to see neon color fart fumes… pretty cool, right? Between the rainbow and glow in the dark, farts can be seen spread as far as 25 feet from the pair of butt cheeks that let loose. Imagine losing your friends in a crowd and just texting them to fart and all you’d have to do is follow a glow or a rainbow.
‘Unicorn Farts’ believe this product will be a home run and loved amount young adults, but they also encourage all age groups to buy and fart in unity.
Trump is taking a much different approach for his campaign strategy in 2020. It appears he didn’t capture many young voters in 2016 and it almost cost him the White House . Trump wants to avoid the possibility of losing out on young voters and has been taking private DJ lessons. It’s reported that Skrillex is the man helping Trump out and showing him how to drop the bass, which is essential considering young people love dubstep.
Skrillex claims Trump is his protege and will take the thrown once his political career is over. “The dubstep scene needs a guy like Donald Trump… A much older character in the scene who really drops filth. We’ve never had that” said Skrillex. In the meantime Donald Trump hopes that all he’s learned from Skrillex can benefit him for another successful run at the White House.
At upcoming rally’s Trump claims that he’s going to mix some of Skrillex’s best tracks from the 2010-2012 era and hopes that the nostalgia feels win the hearts of potential votes for him. He named a few tracks and I myself got a little nervous about this advantage he now holds.
It’s happening, Armin Van Buuren is getting the respect he deserves! After a month of protests and removal of confederate statues throughout the United States there seems to be news that statues of Armin have been appearing. The trance community has expressed their deepest gratitude and wish the founder of ASOT more success in life. The idea behind the controversial move was due to the large population of trance addicts who call themselves Americans.
There’s that saying “there’s a first for everything”.Just last weekend in Germany a drive in rave reported its first casualty. Event organizers seem to be blaming the DJ especially after the DJ decided to play a classic EDM banger called ‘prison riot’, which caused attendees to go nuts forming a circle to close off the pit. Witnesses reported a much smaller car jumping in and getting t-boned within the first five seconds by a pickup. The impact of the crash was enough to stop the DJ mid set. The DJ pissed for being rudely interrupted asked the parties involved to exit their vehicles and apologize. When the attendee in the small car did not come out, EMT’s went to check and that is when the discovery was made. The driver was not responsive.
Organizers are working with police in this investigation to make sure there was no foul play involved. The cause of death is still yet to be determined, but the medical examiners office believe the death is linked to the Coronavirus.
To hear the banger that caused this unfortunate turn of events check the video below:
From tropical shirts to hits like ‘Firestone’, Kygo has put himself along with Norway on the map when it comes to the tropical house genre. Norway well known for its overwhelming list of top EDM producers is proud to claim another title under its “EDM belt”. Kygo on the other hand has felt a bit concerned lately due to the change in weather in Norway. What first felt like a coincidence has now turned into a suspicion.
Kygo claims his music influences the weather and claims temperatures in the usually cold country have been above average for most of the year. Due to the fear of being blamed for global warming and pissing off activists Kygo has been planning on changing his style and adopting a more progressive sound. The change will at least be temporary while things in Norway go back to normal.
As for tropical house, Kygo claims that future tracks made will be done else where…. preferably a tropical climate.