Orgy in music festival crowd mistaken for Asian train

EDM Asian Crowd

It’s situations like this that make us lucky to have a 2nd round of the Corona hit and keep us isolated indoors. This past weekend in Sacramento, CA a few residents decided to throw an illegal outdoor music festival that became massive rather quickly. Seemed everyone was there to support the local EDM talent and to enjoy the breath of fresh air with no law enforcement in sight. Those who organized the spontaneous event didn’t think it would be everyone’s go to plan, but with the news spreading on social media that changed. The outdoor space was tight, but manageable.

Pushes came to shoves, but being in Cali no one batted an eye and assumed it was the good old Asian train at work. It took one attendee to slip and fall on semen to then quickly realize that the Asian train was no Asian train, but a massive orgy. At this point the illegal music festival had to stop due to the fear of the coronavirus spreading. Organizers didn’t see this coming and feel that they’d be blamed if the city of Sacramento saw a spike in cases due to this past weekends event.

The Organizers are urging those who partook or witnessed the orgy to get tested for the COVID. These gentlemen would love to throw another event soon, but safety is a major priority.