Donald Trump is at it again with his demand for Mexico to pay for the border wall, but there seems to be a twist! Trump wants to install LED along the border in hopes of uniting the two neighboring nations by throwing a mega rave. This act is only to help ease tensions caused through out his presidency. If successful Trump will give Mexico 50% control of the artist lineup, but limits Mexico to only booking EDM artists and no mariachi‘s. As for water sales water north of the border will be 5 dollars while our neighbors to the south only have to pay 5 pesos.
Trump is really working hard on getting this all done before November and hopes this will help him capture the victory over Biden. We got a few words in with the orange fellow and he quickly reminded us that Biden hates the rave scene and that he’d never do an act of kindness like throwing a mega rave.
Trump is taking a much different approach for his campaign strategy in 2020. It appears he didn’t capture many young voters in 2016 and it almost cost him the White House . Trump wants to avoid the possibility of losing out on young voters and has been taking private DJ lessons. It’s reported that Skrillex is the man helping Trump out and showing him how to drop the bass, which is essential considering young people love dubstep.
Skrillex claims Trump is his protege and will take the thrown once his political career is over. “The dubstep scene needs a guy like Donald Trump… A much older character in the scene who really drops filth. We’ve never had that” said Skrillex. In the meantime Donald Trump hopes that all he’s learned from Skrillex can benefit him for another successful run at the White House.
At upcoming rally’s Trump claims that he’s going to mix some of Skrillex’s best tracks from the 2010-2012 era and hopes that the nostalgia feels win the hearts of potential votes for him. He named a few tracks and I myself got a little nervous about this advantage he now holds.