Wook who was left in tent realizes Electric Forest ended after 10 months in k-hole

It’s been 10 months since Electric Forest ended and Peace Traveler real name Greg Olsen has finally come out of an apparent K-hole. Unnoticed by other attendees and festival organizers, Peace traveler was in a deep state while chilling in his tent. What kept him alive throughout the whole period especially when temperatures dropped was the self defecation and urination. A bond between the 2 almost created an igloo like effect that kept warmth nested in. It was also a self source for nutrients to be absorbed by the skin which kept Greg hydrated and well fed.

Greg claimed he made a huge mistake and thought that the k he was snorting was Cocaine. “I took 4 fat gator tail lines to the right nostril and that’s all I can really remember” said Greg. Now staying with relatives in Denver Colorado Greg has a lot of time to reflect and says that “when unsure always test bump the product”. Greg warns even though K-holes are fun, it ain’t cool being found like a butterfly stuck in its own cocoon of harden shit and urine.

10 of the best camping music festivals to attend In 2020

A lot of memes and viral videos have definitely come out of camping music festival. On a better note memories and new friendships are also part of the camping festival experiences.

Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival:

March 5th – 8th

Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival is a 4 day surreal experience, filled with multi-genre music, immersive art and transformative events, deep in the heart of Florida’s wild wilderness.

Lightning in a Bottle:

May 20th – 25th

Lightning in a Bottle is an annual music festival in the Central Valley region of California first held in 2006.

EDC Las Vegas:

May 15th – 17th

Electric Daisy Carnival, commonly known as EDC, is the largest electronic dance music festival in North America. The annual flagship event is now held in May, at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway.

Summer Camp Music Festival:

May 22nd – 24th

Summer Camp Music Festival is a multi-day music festival created by Jay Goldberg Events & Entertainment and held annually on Memorial Day Weekend at Three Sisters Park in Chillicothe, Illinois. The event typically attracts around 20,000 visitors, of which between 8,000 and 10,000 arrive before gates open.

Electric Forest:

June 25th – June 28th

Electric Forest is a 4-day, one-weekend, multi-genre event with a focus on electronic and jam band genres, held in Rothbury, Michigan, at the Double JJ Resort. In 2017 and 2018, the festival expanded to 2 weekends back to back, before switching back to one weekend for 2019.

Camp Bisco:

July 9th – 11th

Camp Bisco is an annual three-day summer music festival that takes place at the Indian Lookout Country Club in Mariaville Lake, New York, USA. It is founded by the band The Disco Biscuits.

Shambhala Music Festival:

July 24th – 27th

Shambhala Music Festival is an annual electronic music festival held during last week in July at the Salmo River Ranch, a 500-acre farm, in the West Kootenay mountains near Nelson, British Columbia, Canada. The festival lasts 4 days and 3 nights and offers a mix of music and art in nature.

Dancefestopia:

September 10th – 13th

The 9th annual Dancefestopia Music festival will take place on Sept 10 – 13th just south Kansas City, MO. Dancefestopia features world-class production, 150 artist, 3 stages, forest camping, art installations, food & craft vendors and much more. 

Imagine Festival:

September 17th – 20th

Starting as a smaller two-day downtown event, Imagine Festival has become Atlanta’s largest EDM camping festival. Six stages host a wealth of electronic royalty at the Atlanta Motor Speedway each fall.

Lost Lands:

September 25th – 27th

Presented by top electronic bass artist Excision, Lost Lands brings the ‘the top bass music from the past 65 million years’ to Legend Valley, Ohio. Expect 1,000,000+ watts of bass!