Donald Trump is at it again with his demand for Mexico to pay for the border wall, but there seems to be a twist! Trump wants to install LED along the border in hopes of uniting the two neighboring nations by throwing a mega rave. This act is only to help ease tensions caused through out his presidency. If successful Trump will give Mexico 50% control of the artist lineup, but limits Mexico to only booking EDM artists and no mariachi‘s. As for water sales water north of the border will be 5 dollars while our neighbors to the south only have to pay 5 pesos.
Trump is really working hard on getting this all done before November and hopes this will help him capture the victory over Biden. We got a few words in with the orange fellow and he quickly reminded us that Biden hates the rave scene and that he’d never do an act of kindness like throwing a mega rave.